….. Well actually, more specifically, the thieving piss poor excuse for a human being that robbed me on a ’broken arm induced’ trip from Guildford Station to the A&E at the Royal Surrey hospital, not only did you short me and palm off a chocolate coin as a quid in my change. But worse than that, your taxi smelt (and looked) identical to the ’less than’-sanatory waste facility in a woman’s prison…. Put your ill gotten gains to use and clean your cab….. Fuckwit!!
Welcone to the loft, please take a seat.